Songbook v2.0

Here it is, boys & girls – the latest version with lot of new songs and corrections.

Enjoy!

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Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger

Lighter, quicker, accurater.

Get your new and improved v1.1 TUSC Songbook here! Containing over twenty song corrections at one third the filesize!

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New Comprehensive Songbook

It’s like all your Christmasses have come at once. For values of Christmas of Book (n), (n+1)….(13).

There’s a new songbook! It replaces all the others! It’s a work of Sisyphean effort from Lord Tony of The Scratchings, and can be purchased for NONE of your Earth-pounds, HERE.

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Book Zero. Don’t Be A Hero.

Book Zero has regenerated once again. It’s now in its Christopher Ecclestone form, so as soon as there’s something else to add we’ll move on to David Tennant and everybody will be happy.

Click to experience the glory of a new Book Zero, with Lily Marlene and Guantanamera both revised.

Who did that? Why?!

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In your satin tights, fighting for our rights

The Laydeez Book has a new cover. I thought I’d not uploaded the book, so found one without a cover, made a cover, and uploaded it. So now it look like this…! I hope it is acceptable.

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Stocklinch 2018

I was playing on my uke, late one night,
when my ears beheld an eerie fright.
For coming through the air, to my disdain,
There came the sound of this refrain

They sang Go West

Anyway – It’s Stocklinch on Friday 2nd November, 8pm or so. So pick up your uke, get under a sheet, and download the gig book from here.

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New Book Zero!

The eighth and final* version of Book Zero is now on the Songbooks page.

Or indeed, you can get your very own version by clicking on the cow.

*Almost certainly not

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CICCIC – Monday 10 September

Yes folks, TUSC is on tour! For one night only, we won’t be at the Constitutional Club – we’re guests of those nice people at CICCIC – Taunton’s own Arts Centre.

We’ve agreed to pay ¬£2 a head on the door to help cover their expenses.

Kick off about 7 as usual.

There is a bar.

https://www.creativeinnovationcentre.co.uk/

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Spaxton 2018

Accio Gigbook

Click it. Don’t muck about.

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TUSC vs Exmoor Gig Book

Download it!Well here it is.
Bernard of Bernard’s Ukulele Club has expertly curated a subtle, multi-layered gig book of nuanced depth that requires such delicate musical ability to play that only TUSC can provide.
3pm Sunday 22nd July
Arrive 2.30 ‘ish…
2 sets
Cream Tea
Go home.
Bish. Bash. Bosh.
Job done.
ALL THE DETAILS YOU NEED ARE IN THE GIG BOOK.
THEY ARE IN THE GIG BOOK.
THE DETAILS.
GIG BOOK.
INSIDE IT.
ALL THE DETAILS.
IN THE GIG BOOK.
THE ACTUAL GIG BOOK.
READ IT!
THE GIG BOOK.
See you there
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